Yet again the couch in the garage is the hot seat for debate and discussion. This time, it sounds like just the thing for a question or two for everyone. Yep, it’s Thursday. Yep, it’s Garage Talk…
The topic: cloning. Now, for clarification, “cloning” as currently defined by successful scientific experiments is technically more of a manipulation rather than duplication. For this conversation, however, you need to travel 20 years into the future and join our “what if” situation—exact duplication of a human, not manipulation of an embryo or egg. Your cell sample creating an exact duplicate of you.
How do you feel about that?
You like that? We’re barely in and there’s a question already. Don’t worry, it’ll get worse. Because—as we discussed cloning and scientific research, and took a tangent over to computers and the development of a self-aware machine, and back again with a combination of the two—the conversation got a little scary. Maybe I’m watching The X-Files too much lately. Maybe my paranoid, worried, mommy-head is working overtime. Regardless, there are some scary things on the horizon.
To bring it to a nutshell… Imagine a few of the situations we brought up. 1. president is shot, it’s ok, we have a clone, plug in the memory backup and put him/her behind the podium and no one will ever know. 2. body farm clone for each individual, until a child dies and the parents just want the whole clone to raise. 3. clone armies and neighbors, as they mingle with society. 4. Souls, nature vs. nurture, and other chewy tidbits. 5. Dolly, the new movie Splice, and the imagination of two writers with a pot of coffee… yep, it got interesting. This blog would be four miles long if I went into the whole thing, so let’s just pull a few thoughts for some mind play.
Would you eat cloned livestock? Would you clone yourself for body parts? Would you allow your children to date and/or marry and reproduce with a clone?
Ohhh, that last one is the fun one. We asked the kids and neighborhood clan and they all freaked out. Not a “yes” among them. This, of course, made me wonder (and discuss with the Hippie) how prejudices would work with clones in society. The same civil liberties expected and the same close-minded results as every other minority and/or subculture has experienced. But would they deserve civil liberties? Sure they’d be “technically” human. Scientifically they would be no different—although we did have a great little tangent regarding the belly button and back alley surgeries to correct that. But would they be accepted as “human”? No. I do not believe they would be. Not by the majority any way.
So, what are your thoughts on this wandering topic of chewy goodness? Your neighbor is a clone. Your kids’ teacher is a clone. Your granddaughter brings her boyfriend home and you find out he’s a clone. In our reality, where science never knows when enough is enough, and human beings are a destructive force when it comes to technology, energy and progress, what are your thoughts on the future under the “what if” of actual cellular duplicates developed and maintained in a lab somewhere?
My strangest thought of the conversation…still stuck with me? “We don’t have enough room for all our dead on this planet… where are we going to store all the extra living?”

“There was a hot chick.” Doesn’t do the same thing as “There was a hot blonde.” Because if you’re a blonde-lover, we’ve now got your attention—and yes, I’m using female examples because I know most of my readers are men. Even more so, “There was a hot blonde in fishnets,” will really get their involvement in the conversation. And if you want to cement every guy in the place, “There was a hot blonde in a short black skirt with fishnets, thigh high boots and red lipstick… sucking on a lollipop.” Yeah, I’ll wait for the guys to pop in and out of their little fantasy lands…
Mom, in her infinite wisdom, has named this blog category. Well, not really, but she voiced the option she preferred and I really liked her reasoning. Reason. Yeah, moms are good at that some times.